One of my favorite things about the Epic Riders 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo is the team names. Check out some of my favorites:
4 Person Single Speed:
- Singles Sells SeashellsbytheSeashore
- A Derailleur Killed My Family
- One Gear Full Beer
- Abusement Park
4 Person Men’s Open:
- Johnny Cash Slept Here
- Team Bacon Strip
- Spacely Sprokets
- rollin rollin man my nuts r swollen
- WorkTooMuchToBeRacing
- Hold my beer,watch this
4 PersonWomen’s Open:
5 Person Coed:
- Cactus if you can!
- wrasslin Hillbillies
- Cactus Cartel
- Dirty Tucson Tri Girls & Token Dude
- Weapons of Ass Destruction
- The Laptastic Five
- my mom thinks i’m fast
- 9 Good Ankles
- Good For What Ales You
Corporate:
Duo men and women:
- Biggest Little Drunk Cyclists
- King and Queen of Pain
- Dolphins Are Just Gay Sharks
- Team Mooseknuckle
- Abercrotchity & Bitch
- The Tall Pink Ducks
- 1 Taco Short of a Combination
Solo men and women:
- Dude where’s my team?
- Your Pace or Mine
- El Freako From Rico
- 7 more then 29 and Keener
- Solo Single But Not Available
- Bikes For Boobs (Mammograms In Action)
- What, What, What Am I Doing?
- WHAT TEAM?
- Wait, This Isn’t a Road Bike Race
Which ones are your favorites?
“Hold my beer, watch this” and “dolphins are just gay sharks” are two of my faves. Both of those crack me up everytime I say them.